“二(??)戰(zhàn)”時期，盟軍要實(shí)施(shī )安奇奧登陸計劃，迫于對一門(mén )(??)叫安奇奧大炮(pào )的超級武器(qì )的忌憚，要派兩(??)個精銳特工去摧毀這門大炮，結(jié)果兩個傻逼(bī )被派了(le )去，最后經(jīng)過一連串搞(??)笑事件，陰差(??)陽錯的(??)最后完成了任務(wù)?！　∑我唬旱???)國人在北(??)非布置了一個(?)陷阱，準(zhǔn)備了一幅假的防御工事地圖(?)讓這(zhè )二個士兵帶回去。他們卻陰差陽錯的拿走了真的地(dì )圖，最終贏得了戰(zhàn)役?！　∑味核麄兓b(zhuāng )成管道工潛入德軍在意大利的司(sī )令(lìng )部，給他們衛(wèi)生間的管道修得亂七八糟，把將(??)軍淋了個落湯雞。將(jiāng )軍去換衣服，拉開抽屜發(fā)現(xiàn)一套新的軍(jun1 )服(??)，于是(?)洗頭洗(xǐ )臉準(zhǔn)備換上新軍服的時候閉著眼把臉盆里(??)的臟水倒進(jìn)抽屜里了（柜子旁邊(biān )有一個廢水桶）。那個將軍是最主要的一個配(??)角，很有意思。到影片結(jié)束前1分鐘，都沒有一(yī )句臺詞。最后說(shuō )了一句“謝謝”。　　片(??)段三：德軍有一門超級大炮俯視著聯(lián)軍將要登陸(??)的海灘(tān )。這二個士兵居然化裝成希特(??)勒和隨從，去視察大炮，把大炮炸掉(diào )了?！　n May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time……